Bloodsucking-fiends Quote by Christopher Moore

“Cool. So glad I got to do all this in a towel.”

— Brian K. Vaughan

“Here, baby. Here’s a towel.” She reached back, unable to face the man, and grasped the towel he handed her. Of course, it was…

— Shelly Laurenston

“Better to be dirty than dead.”

— Stephen King

“My mom giggled and whacked Dick with a dish towel. I would have whacked him harder with the cutting board, but that was just…

— Eileen Cook

“Oh God, he thought. “I’m sorry, I thought I heard you say to come in.” “I did.” “But you’re only wearing a towel.” “What…

— J.L. Sheppard

“Later. You’re too sore to fuck again.” He washed quickly. “And if you touch me, my dick will be going up your ass.”

— James Cox

“You have a choice. You can throw in the towel, or you can use it to wipe the sweat off of your face.”

— Gatorade

“I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.”

— Jordan Castillo Price

“You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—”

— K.A. Mitchell

“Considering some of the things I’ve done, touching another man’s dick is not exactly going to send me into a moral meltdown.”

— Santino Hassell

“For two years, I haven’t given anyone the time of day. Now, here I am, day one into our new life, and I’m ready…

— K.A. Tucker

“It might just be me, but I’m always worried I’ll be stuck with a little dick every time I get naked with somebody new.”

— Jaden Wilkes