Isobel Quote by Eileen Cook

“...My friend Bo had just finished skinny-dipping when one of those bastards came trotting out of the woods and bit his dick clean off.”…

— Nick Wilgus

“Shit. I was stuck. I suspected Dick would skip the hassle of having to ferry me back and forth to talk to someone and…

— Eileen Cook

“You make a nice mum,’ I mumbled. ‘I always hoped one day the woman of my dreams would say those words to me,’ he…

— Mhairi McFarlane

“What if it wasn't the guy from the bar? What if it was some freak out looking to whack some chick off because his…

— Dakota Cassidy

“I slapped her across the face. I didn’t think about it, I just did it, and few things in my adult life have given…

— Stephen King

“I sat there for a moment and thought about my mom. It was her groans of pain that would get me the most. Sometimes…

— Adam Rapp

“I scowled and stabbed begrudginly at the stack before scooping up a bite with my fork, but it toppled over and plopped into my…

— Courtney Allison Moulton

“I'm pretty good with knives. I'm so good, in fact, that I could sever your testicles with one hand and slice open your throat…

— Rachel Vincent

“That's what this little conversation is all about. The talk about my knives, the stroll on the terrace, the handholding and come-on about what…

— Jennifer Estep

“I shrugged. But she kept asking, as if there were something she could do, until finally I just kind of crawled across the couch…

— John Green

“It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death.”

— Christopher Moore

“My mother fainted. Crash, onto the floor with the big wooden spoon still in her hand.”

— Janet Evanovich