Blanket Quote by Anonymous

Sleep? What's that? A new type of casserole?

— Maria V. Snyder

If I have a pillow to rest my head on, and a blanket to cover up with... I have nothing to complain about.

— Anonymous

“A blanket can be wrapped around one’s head and used as a helmet. It’s particularly appropriate if you wear your blanket helmet during a…

— Jarod Kintz

It's all about the blanket. Blanket, pillow, and red wine. You should always be asleep on a plane.

— Kate Moss

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to improve the quality of your trumpet playing. Wrap the blanket tightly around and in the horn section before…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to offset things likely to set you off. When you start to get hot, just wrap yourself in a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a warm topping on a hamburger, sort of like processed cheese, only tastier and healthier.
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— Jarod Kintz

Why do you feel safe under blankets? Its not like a murderer will come in thinking 'I'm gonna kill...ahh sh*t! He's under a blanket.'

— Anonymous

“A blanket could be used to cover up the bald spot all over my chest. That’s why I get so cold at night.
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— Jarod Kintz

It's so hard to fall asleep at night when you wish the blanket wrapped around you tonight was the person wrapped around you last…

— Ritu Ghatourey

I pulled the covers over my head and tried to catch some sleep.

— Keith Urban