American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You might get AIDS in Kenya, people have AIDS, you’ve got to be careful. I mean, the towels could have AIDS. — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. — Joseph Smith, Jr Copy Share Image
Thank God genuine video phones hadn't been invented. I hadn't even grabbed a towel. Ford Prefect would despair of me. — C.E. Murphy Copy Share Image
The Hitch Hiker's Guide has not been an opera. It has however been a tapestry, if you count a woven bath towel… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Wearing a bath towel around the school yard and pretending it's a cape doesn't mean you have magical powers. — Lincoln Peirce Copy Share Image
The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love being outdoors and think a tan is very sexy. I'll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don't… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
A television advertisement must illustrate the scientific method to substantiate any claim… That is why stains are lifted, ring-around-the-collar is removed, paper… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
By releasing these five top Taliban commanders, the U.S. is demonstrating that it is throwing in the towel in the long struggle… — Jonathan S. Tobin Copy Share Image
My routine actually stays pretty simple and consistent. Every morning I use the X-Out Wash-In Treatment with warm water in the shower.… — Tinashe Copy Share Image
He threw in the towel before we were tested. Maybe because he didn't want to be tested. Maybe because he assumed we… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
I know all about you. You're the people waiting on the shoreline with the warm towels and the hot chocolate after the… — Gwen Moore Copy Share Image
Why couldn't I be more like other girls my age? Take Mrs. Brown's niece. She spent every waking hour sizing up this… — Kirby Larson Copy Share Image
Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
There are many times in my life, when I could've thrown in the towel. Many times in my life when I was… — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
While we women dilly-dally, making decisions, leaving jobs half done, forgetting where we've put the house keys while we water the Hoover… — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
Christy: "My grandma made this. I've had it since elementary school." Todd: "I never knew that." Christy: "I never knew you left… — Robin Jones Gunn Copy Share Image
Either greed belongs in a war zone, or it doesn't. You can't unleash it in the name of sparking an economic boom… — Naomi Klein Copy Share Image
There are things we never tell anyone. We want to but we can't. So we write them down. Or we paint them.… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
The place I like best in this world is the kitchen. No matter where it is, no matter what kind, if it’s… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
I used to think that when I grew up there wouldn't be so many rules. Back in elementary school there were rules… — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor Copy Share Image
Civil disobedience can help to focus attention on a particular injustice. It was used historically to highlight wrongs in society - turning… — Michael Brune Copy Share Image
He also tried to block the doorway when she left him. My mother ducked under his arm, ran to her car, and… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I lived in a poor part of Chicago, and I remember my brother and me using towels… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
Tottenham have impressed me. They haven't thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun. — Bobby Charlton Copy Share Image
Throw in the towel right off the bat. Women argue in ways that aren't rational to men. — Nick Lachey Copy Share Image
