Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““A pile of hairy towels is not a passable substitute for a dog.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Life can be full of dog hair, but then you get slurped! And, the dog hair doesn't matter.” — Aya Walksfar Copy Share Image
“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“I don't even have a dog. I tell people I'm allergic so they won't think less of me. Instead I have a cat, the… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“If you enjoy sticking a straw in a dog's ear, don't sit next to the pooch with a milkshake.” — Alan Rogers Copy Share Image
“It is hard to truly commune with the recently departed when carrying a plastic bag of dog feces.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..." ” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“My closest friend at this time was my tiny pet dog – it was one of the cute little breeds that people in other… — Hyeonseo Lee Copy Share Image
“If everything in life could be as utterly lovely as newly washed hand towels and daintily perfumed soaps.” — Jennifer Beckstrand Copy Share Image
“Owning a dog is like having a demanding manner-less friend who never bathes themselves but which somehow ends up spending every single night on… — Matte Resist Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
