Communion Quote by Thomm Quackenbush

“Letting a cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it back.”

— Ann Major

“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.”

— Karina Halle

“Empty boxes, old newspapers, a milk jug, and a wine bottle.” “You’re identifying the contents of the garbage bag?” “No dead cats. Or live…

— Neal Stephenson

“After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever!”

— Ann Taylor

“I’d like a doggy bag to take home my leftover grilled canine burger.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I pulled my suitcase out of the backseat of my bug, along with Cannoli's new travel case, a spiffy animal print pet backpack on…

— Claire Cook

“I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks”

— Kevin J. Anderson

“Shit, man, if you see a dog scratching at the dirt trying to dig something up, walk away real fast,” he said, then pulled…

— Cole Alpaugh

“There wasn’t anything wrong with these dogs. I wanted to take them all home with me. The whole damn warehouse of misery. Just strap…

— Steven Kotler

“My job is a walk in the park. I pick up dog poop for a living.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Each dog marks a section of our lives, and in the end, we feed them to the dark, burying them there while we carry…

— Toby Barlow

“You might be useful but my dogs gotta eat.”

— Michael Grant