Animal Quote by Alan Rogers

“If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.”

— Bill Maher

“A pile of hairy towels is not a passable substitute for a dog.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck?”

— Joel Samaha

“Take what people give you. Drink their milkshakes.”

— Wally Lamb

“It’s a milkshake, sir,”

— Greg James

“I like the pooch. When I’ve had a dog’s snout in my mouth, we tend to develop a special bond.”

— Randy Quarles

“a dog would be comfortably companionable and an uncomplicated distraction from the inside of his own head, and that one could safely say, out…

— Joanna Trollope

“You cannot hang a naughty dog without a bone in front of his nose.”

— Kangoma Kindembo

“Surely after a milkshake has been shaken, shouldn't it be called a milkshook?”

— Leo M

“Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin

“I don't even have a dog. I tell people I'm allergic so they won't think less of me. Instead I have a cat, the…

— Anna Quindlen