Humorous-quotes Quote by Leo M Download Open image ““Surely after a milkshake has been shaken, shouldn't it be called a milkshook?”” — Leo M ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous-quotes
“If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.” — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts… — Daniel Day-Lewis Copy Share Image
“Aware she’d likely never tasted such a thing before, she took a cautious sip. Nothing came up. “The straw’s defective.” Dev shot her a… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“At least, these guys were looking. And seeing something. A milkshake.” — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Glass half full, or glass half empty, what am I? The answer? I'm not the bloody glass, I'm the fucking tap! Meaning, whatever my… — Jimmy Tudeski Copy Share Image
“Blaisedell, the poet, had said to him, 'You love beer so much. I'll bet some day you'll go in and order a beer milk… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“In my daughter’s presence, I would for the first time in my adult life drink Nesquik milk openly and shamelessly. I’d come out of… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
“Just as the overturned bucket that was once brimming seems so much emptier than the bucket that never held milk in the first place.… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I want to write a song called “Two Straws and a Spoon,” about one man being cuckolded by a milkshake.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When you get pushed down, stand up, brush yourself off, and realize that the person that pushed you down is jealous.” — Leo M Copy Share Image
“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love?” — Christy Pastore Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“It’s a vampire cabal and I’m feeling like the odd human out…or lunch.” — Heather McVea Copy Share Image
“I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
