Food Quote by Bill Maher Download Open image ““If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.”” — Bill Maher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Food Humor Ice cream Milkshake Milkshakes
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