Isobel Quote by Eileen Cook

“Ah-ha! On the stove was a cast-iron skillet. Perfect. Precisely how hard did you have to hit someone on the head to knock him…

— Linda Grimes

“Nick,” I murmured, “should I ever head into the cellar armed only with a ladle after the police have just warned me that a…

— Kristan Higgins

“Because, let’s be honest, if you’re going to stick a needle in your skin, you want to make sure you’re not going to a…

— Lauren Blakely

“I'm pretty good with knives. I'm so good, in fact, that I could sever your testicles with one hand and slice open your throat…

— Rachel Vincent

“What I knew, beyond a doubt, was that if I continued to deny who I was, I'd end up with my service revolver in…

— Dani Alexander

“But dammit, if . . . if my enemies won't allow me minimal moral sense, I wish they'd at least give me credit for…

— Lois McMaster Bujold

“I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When there’s meat they cut it up for me ahead of time, as…

— Margaret Atwood

“I had never yet had to try to fast draw a knife from a thigh sheath. It was probably going to look vaguely obscene,…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Tell you what," I said. "I'll learn to cook when you learn to scrub toilets.”

— Gemma Halliday

B looked down the shaft, at a metal ladder and darkness beyond. "Me first?" Of course. You're the apprentice, so you always go first…

— Anonymous

“Pardon my pants. I'm fresh from an axe murder.”

— Gregory McDonald

“Ever killed anyone with a spoon?" she asked him. "Uhhh..." "Me neither, but I'm thinking of trying.”

— Rob J. Hayes