“I never worried about being a whale stalker before. I promise to leave them unmolested from now on.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“You better be careful, I've got a ladle. You never know what a trained killer can do with an innocent-looking kitchen utensil.… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“There was no doubt about it. I was falling for my stepbrother. Long term this would likely result in my ending up… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“I'm not afraid,” I said, reminding myself and also putting the house on notice just in case. “Well, that's a good thing,”… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“The camera lets me see things in a different way. It's like I finally have perspective. I can't always say stuff right in words.… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“Maybe sometimes you have to take a risk without worrying about the potential disaster.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“I wasn't sure which was worse - to know you were a liar or to believe your own bullshit.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“The mother was holding a baby, had a stroller with what looked like twin girls around three, and had a five-year-old boy who was… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“Has is occurred to you that they're the same and you're the one who's different?” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“I am so sorry. I'm more sorry than I've ever been in my life. I don't mind being on restriction and having to clean… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“When you're seventeen and the only friend you have in town is a stuffed animal that doesn't even belong to you, I think it's… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“Nicole put on a frowny face and leaned forward for maximum cleavage exposure. Nathaniel looked. Of course he looked. She practically was shaking her… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“There really isn't a good way to tell a relative stranger that you think dead people are trying to tell you something. It's personal… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“Looks to me like you need help. Do you know that you're wearing Thursday panties and today's Monday?” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“If someone were crushed to death trying to get a frosty can of Diet Coke, it wouldn't be my fault. I'd tried to raise… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
