What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do… — Christopher Moore Hail Copy Share Image
You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the… — Christopher Moore I want you Copy Share Image
“you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key—and this is very relevant in our case—is to… — Christopher Moore Insanity Copy Share Image
The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the… — Christopher Moore Bigs Copy Share Image
“Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not… — Christopher Moore Life Copy Share Image
“Joshua grinned: “I think we’ll both do better than my cousin John and his ‘hold them underwater until they agree with you’… — Christopher Moore Joshua Copy Share Image
Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir… — Christopher Moore Bars Copy Share Image
“She glanced over her shoulder to look at the forty-foot cabin cruiser where Captain Tarwater posed on the bow looking like an… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“I think this is a bodhi tree,” I said, “just like Buddha sat under! It’s so exciting. I’m feeling sort of enlightened… — Christopher Moore Trees Copy Share Image
“They are the fallen gods. The new gods are producers, creators, doers. The new gods are the chinless techno-children who would rather… — Christopher Moore Gods Copy Share Image
“It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you… — Christopher Moore Good thing Copy Share Image
Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just… — Christopher Moore Arms Copy Share Image
“Drool has sprouted an erection. Let’s ask him what he’s thinking about. Had his way with a knotted oak on the way… — Christopher Moore Trees Copy Share Image
“Ten salespeople, all young, all dressed in generic cotton casual, looked up from their conversations, spotted the money in her hand, and… — Christopher Moore Life Copy Share Image
“They are between. Not what they used to be, and not what they have become. In those times, they are nothing. And… — Christopher Moore Friendship Copy Share Image
“Out came an extraordinarily complex network of plastic, brass, and stainless-steel tubing, which in seconds Kona had assembled into what Quinn thought… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Mr. Fresh sat down on the stool behind the counter and stared into the eyes of the cardboard cutout of Cher, hoping… — Christopher Moore Mr Fresh Copy Share Image
They were told what they wanted and they believed it. They can only keep their dream alive by being with others like… — Christopher Moore Alive Copy Share Image
“I’m very insecure, actually, but I have found that if you roll up screaming like a madwoman, hair on fire, guns blazing,… — Christopher Moore Insecure Copy Share Image
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was… — Christopher Moore Asking Copy Share Image
“If you come to a river and find a boat at the edge, you will use that boat and it will serve… — Christopher Moore Boat Copy Share Image
“We looked not at each other, and neither at the ground, but at a place in space a few feet from our… — Christopher Moore Looked Copy Share Image
“FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My… — Christopher Moore Disney channel Copy Share Image
“Foo shuddered. It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“[Conservation] Barring that, just yell at people randomly to stop killing whales. It could catch on. Really. ("Would you like fries with… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“A gentleman can't even discuss fucking philosophy without you puritanical twats casting judgmental glances at his tackle d'amore.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything… — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick… — Christopher Moore Blood Copy Share Image
One thing that's really delightful is my books tend to attract people who are funny, so I get the benefit of people… — Christopher Moore Attract Copy Share Image
She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such… — Christopher Moore Baby Copy Share Image
“Astonishing, the level of complete bollocks a Venetian will buy for the promise of coin. Greed is a festering chancre on the… — Christopher Moore Greed Copy Share Image
Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a… — Christopher Moore Awkward Copy Share Image
“Look, you mad tart, I have a covenant with God, which is: I don't mention that he has stocked the world full… — Christopher Moore Covenant with god Copy Share Image
“(Judah could never get the knack of being an adulteress. He’d stand there stiff as Lot’s wife. You can’t do that. An… — Christopher Moore Judah Copy Share Image
“Rescued me from the darkest heart of the forest, fought off brigands, pygmies, and a brace of tigers to bring me here.… — Christopher Moore Tiger Vanquished Copy Share Image
“Joshua could hear stirring inside of the stable master’s house and a voice calling for him to hold his horses, which is… — Christopher Moore Joshua Copy Share Image
“You first," Tommy said. They stood in the great room of their loft on either side of the futon, where the huge… — Christopher Moore Cats Copy Share Image
“But there was no gangrene or amputations like the doctors threatened, and we got a B, so I don’t see what all… — Christopher Moore Threatened Copy Share Image
You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human… — Christopher Moore Character Copy Share Image
“You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of… — Christopher Moore Hilarious Copy Share Image
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