“(at eighteen months, Sophie moved like a small drunk most of the time.)” — Christopher Moore Time Copy Share Image
Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around… — Christopher Moore Considering Copy Share Image
Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound. Like there was a big sale on… — Christopher Moore Abby Copy Share Image
“It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you… — Christopher Moore Good thing Copy Share Image
“Compassion is the same way,' Joshua said. 'That's what the yeti knew. He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without though or words. That's… — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
“I think this is a bodhi tree,” I said, “just like Buddha sat under! It’s so exciting. I’m feeling sort of enlightened… — Christopher Moore Trees Copy Share Image
“Josh: "What is this thing?" Gasper: "It's a Yeti. An abominable snowman." Biff: "This is what happens when you fuck a sheep?"… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“[...] Y'know, the Duchess Regan is living here at the tower now? I took your advice about not talking about her boffnacity… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“A general who wages war for a republic whose cause is not just would make devils of soldiers, and turn honor to… — Christopher Moore Democracy Copy Share Image
“He shuffled along with the hang-dog look of the cosmically fucked.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“And I’m all, “Do you want to get coffee? I have a bag of blood and ten thousand dollars in my messenger.”… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Othello, you must, with fearful vigor and utmost alacrity, marry this bitch.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I have that special sort of novelist body of knowledge which is extraordinarily wide and very, very shallow. So I can usually… — Christopher Moore Answer Copy Share Image
It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other. — Christopher Moore Christmas Copy Share Image
“Evolution doesn’t really have a destination. It’s just dicking around with possibilities.” — Christopher Moore Biology Copy Share Image
In fact, he sorely hoped that it would happen, because otherwise, the world made no sense, there was no justice, and life… — Christopher Moore Balls Copy Share Image
I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it… — Christopher Moore Demonic Copy Share Image
I'm not nearly as outrageously brave as many of my rascals that I write. But I think the rascal spirit must reside… — Christopher Moore Brave Copy Share Image
“You see, my plan is working. For it is written that ‘if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not… — Christopher Moore Success Copy Share Image
Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a… — Christopher Moore Car Copy Share Image
“The Painting is not shit,' said Lucien. 'I know,' said Henri. 'That was just part of the subterfuge. I am of royal… — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
