“I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby — Christopher Moore Abby Copy Share Image
“He shuffled along with the hang-dog look of the cosmically fucked.” — Christopher Moore Fucked Copy Share Image
“Oh, how the pillars of lust can crumble under the weight of stupidity.” — Christopher Moore Lust Copy Share Image
I can't write a book like 'Lamb' or 'Fool' every year. It just takes too much research and craft. — Christopher Moore Book Copy Share Image
“You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.” — Christopher Moore Belief Copy Share Image
“You tell soldiers what they need to hear to go to war. Bitches need a mission, not a goal.” — Christopher Moore Goals Copy Share Image
“Within twelve hours they had pulled mankind's teeth. Then the hunting began.” — Christopher Moore Hunting Copy Share Image
Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound. Like there was a big sale on… — Christopher Moore Abby Copy Share Image
When you go on book tour, you're always talking about yourself and your book from the time you get up in the… — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if… — Christopher Moore Happier Copy Share Image
I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I looked around for one but couldn't… — Christopher Moore American music Copy Share Image
“How would I feel if I woke up and she told me that we had done it while I slept? I’d be… — Christopher Moore Time Copy Share Image
“Given the choice between grabbing a strange tongue and watching a monster poop into a giant snail shell, the face retreats and… — Christopher Moore Snail Copy Share Image
“come up here if you have a vision or if you are in trouble.” Pokey grabbed a bag from the floor of… — Christopher Moore Dreams Copy Share Image
Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse,… — Christopher Moore Bags Copy Share Image
Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing… — Christopher Moore Bad mood Copy Share Image
The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it… — Christopher Moore Comedy Copy Share Image
“He really wanted to remain angry, but somehow he had come to believe that women were wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures who… — Christopher Moore Respect Copy Share Image
“In fact, amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the nerve, did anyone notice that they… — Christopher Moore Tin man Copy Share Image
“(Samson is talking to a bum on the street.) "A guy stops near here every morning with a truck-picks up guys to… — Christopher Moore Every morning Copy Share Image
“Henri was giggling now, barely able to contain himself. "So I'm to shovel coal into my shoes hoping no one notices, while… — Christopher Moore Vapor Copy Share Image
I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers,… — Christopher Moore Ability Copy Share Image
“What are you working on?" Elizabeth asked. Nate could hear her tapping a pencil on her desk. She took notes during their… — Christopher Moore Conversations Copy Share Image
“She was twentysix and pretty in a way that made men want to tuck her into flannel sheets and kiss her on… — Christopher Moore Forehead Copy Share Image
“(He reasoned: A well-formed bottom hanging in space is just a well-formed bottom, but you hook up a well-formed bottom to a… — Christopher Moore Hanging Copy Share Image
I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life… — Christopher Moore Bent Copy Share Image
“Charlie noted that more and more lately, he had a hard time resisting the urge to fuck with people, especially when they… — Christopher Moore Behaving Copy Share Image
“Josh: "What is this thing?" Gasper: "It's a Yeti. An abominable snowman." Biff: "This is what happens when you fuck a sheep?"… — Christopher Moore Yeti Copy Share Image
“A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants. — Christopher Moore Charlie Copy Share Image
“bet he was myrrh,” said Josh. “Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me. My mother told… — Christopher Moore Myrrh Said Copy Share Image
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in… — Christopher Moore Challenges Copy Share Image
I'm not nearly as outrageously brave as many of my rascals that I write. But I think the rascal spirit must reside… — Christopher Moore Brave Copy Share Image
When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take… — Christopher Moore Chance Copy Share Image
Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I… — Christopher Moore Diogenes Copy Share Image
“Lucien, women are wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence, perhaps even awe.… — Christopher Moore Artists Copy Share Image
“Charlie Asher: I accidently shagged a monk last night. Minty Fresh: Sometimes, in times of crisis, that shit cannot be avoided.” — Christopher Moore Last night Copy Share Image
Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty… — Christopher Moore Adamant Copy Share Image
“In the East they taught us that all suffering comes from desire, and that rough beast would stalk me through my life,… — Christopher Moore Life Copy Share Image
