“The Emperor decided to make a proclamation to his troops about the importance of compassion in the face of the rising tide… — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
“In the East they taught us that all suffering comes from desire, and that rough beast would stalk me through my life,… — Christopher Moore Life Copy Share Image
You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate. — Christopher Moore Inconsiderate Copy Share Image
...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like… — Christopher Moore Abby Copy Share Image
We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said,… — Christopher Moore Buddha nature Copy Share Image
“Before we knew it a year had passed, then two more, and we were celebrating the passage of Joshua’s seventeenth birthday in… — Christopher Moore Birthday Copy Share Image
She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other… — Christopher Moore Creatures Copy Share Image
“A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“Charlie noted that more and more lately, he had a hard time resisting the urge to fuck with people, especially when they… — Christopher Moore Hard time Copy Share Image
“Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny.… — Christopher Moore Horny Copy Share Image
“[Author's Notes] As I write this, September 2002, much about the humpback song is still unknown. (Although scientists do know that it… — Christopher Moore Books Copy Share Image
“The noise was like, well, it was like a thousand vampire cats clawing on Plexiglas—it made their teeth hurt.” — Christopher Moore Noise Copy Share Image
“We looked not at each other, and neither at the ground, but at a place in space a few feet from our… — Christopher Moore Space Copy Share Image
“The sofa was lumpy enough to have had a body sewed into it; stuffing spilled out of the arms where the victim… — Christopher Moore Bodies Copy Share Image
Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans! — Christopher Moore Book Copy Share Image
If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you… — Christopher Moore Baptists Copy Share Image
You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human… — Christopher Moore Character Copy Share Image
“In order to hold off the Forces of Darkness, you will need a number two pencil and a calendar, preferably one without… — Christopher Moore Number Two Copy Share Image
“Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic.” — Christopher Moore Cynic Copy Share Image
That's a horrible plan." "Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that. — Christopher Moore Chosen Copy Share Image
“This is fucking magic, she thought. This isn't some story out of one of Tommy's books. This isn't something you can experiment… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“«El método científico no es más que una serie de reglas para que no nos mintamos los unos a los otros.» —Ken… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“An embrace from him left scratches on my back that sometimes wept blood, yet my brothers and I fought to be the… — Christopher Moore Father Copy Share Image
I think beta males on an evolutionary basis are much more successful than the alpha males are. You don't hear much about… — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
“For it is written that "if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant… — Christopher Moore Failure Copy Share Image
