Abby Quote by Christopher Moore

“When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is 'You like stuff!”

— John Green

“Did you just say 'nerd'?" "Not a 'nerd' - node." "Oh.”

— Raymond Benson

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

— Adam Rex

“You just got your nerd credentials back.”

— Bill Maher

“Oh, fuck. He loved Mischa? Since fucking when did he fall in love on twenty-four hour’s notice? His heart shrugged, his dick applauded and…

— Lee Brazil

“You called the guy you’re supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don’t find that a bit nerdy?”

— AJ Wiliams

“You know, nerd is the new black. I read that in Cosmo.”

— Megan Erickson

“Howdy, pardner," he said. "Howdy… mad scientist. I don't know any geek-speak, so that's all you're getting.”

— Jody Kihara

“They call me a nerd I pay no attention to that word, But am I heard? When I scream on top of my voice…

— Kruthika Swaminathan

Hank, when people call people nerds mostly what they're saying is,'You like stuff'.

— John Green

“What are you two doing in here?” Mike Iglehart wore an eye-blistering white lab coat and a surly expression. “This isn’t some teenage make-out…

— Kathy Reichs

I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.

— Anonymous