Real-time-with-bill-maher Quote by Bill Maher Download Open image ““You just got your nerd credentials back.”” — Bill Maher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Real-time-with-bill-maher
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“When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is 'You like stuff!” — John Green Copy Share Image
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A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
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“I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?” — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.” — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“The thing they're trying to stop is 30-million people getting health insurance. That's the substance.” — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
