Bill-maher Quote by Bill Maher Download Open image ““Fake it. We know you can do that. We’ve seen your sex tape.”” — Bill Maher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bill-maher Humor Kim kardashian Pop culture Real-time-with-bill-maher Television
“And even if it is fake, even if it is for another woman, I want it. Badly.” — Alessandra Torre Copy Share Image
“I cannot do anything fake; that is why even when I sleep with a prostitute, she falls in love with me.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“You have to be careful how you fake it, though, because things like that can stick and before you know it you become what… — Jillian Lauren Copy Share Image
“Fake it, I scream at myself inside my head. You must remember how. Let's get this over with or you'll be here all night.… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Since Glenn Beck is clearly onto us, liberals must launch our plan for socialist domination immediately. Listen closely, comrades, I've received word… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
