Charlie Quote by Christopher Moore

“The cloth overlay of Billy’s cart clucks, and a brown chicken pokes her head out from under the covering, stepping out of the basket…

— Kendare Blake

“I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?”

— Pinky the Brain

My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck.

— Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

“He walked back to the inn in just his underwear and socks. Ducks don't like socks, they said. It's a duck thing.”

— Neil Gaiman

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack like a duck, then it just may be a duck.

— Walter Reuther

Donald Duck never wore pants, but when he came out of the shower, he had a towel around his waste! What is up with…

— Chandler Bing

“You ever hear that expression 'If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck'?”

— Alex Duval

“Several weeks have passed since the incident at Lord Frisberts Hat Shop, and I’m saddened to say, I’ve yet to leave this hole. Rents…

— Marilyn Velez

“From Woody's Restaurant, Middlebury" Today, noon, a young macho friendly waiter and three diners, business types—two males, one female— are in a quandary about…

— Greg Delanty

“Does a chicken have lips?”

— John Sandford

“Sir Bird preens next to me, tucking feathers into place with a low noise in his throat almost like he’s talking to himself. A…

— Kiersten White

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck!

— Robin Cook