Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image ““We may even find out why the duck-billed platypus.* *Not why is it anything . Just why it is.”” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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