Quote by Christopher Moore

“I'll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me.”

— Christopher Moore

“Seriously, Josh. What the hell?”

— Katja Millay

“Stupid Josh, ruining me for all other men.”

— Amy Noelle

“Your bet is only for Poser tickets, right?" he called. And for my self-esteem,but that was splitting hairs. "Yea,that's all." "Because if it was…

— Jennifer Echols

“Sorry I accused you of trying to kill my sister." He stared into Josh's face, his eyes filled with a challenge. "I'm sure an…

— Denise Grover Swank

“OK snark, settle. You're telling me you don't have the tiniest crush on him? Tell the truth, Grace," she said, cornering me over by…

— Alice Clayton

“Matt hit the floor with a wheeze, and then it was Ty's turn to be smug. "Gotcha." Hell, no. They'd been at it for…

— Jill Shalvis

“She lifted the tails of his elegant silk evening shirt. “Some that don’t reach my knees?” He cleared his throat. He liked her wrapped…

— Christine Feehan

“Ty pointed his beer at Josh. "Want to know what I think?" "No," Josh said. "I think you have a case of being a…

— Jill Shalvis

“Josh: "Mutley, my dog." Shel: "I am not getting in the car with that." Josh: "Yes, you are." Shel: "No, I'm not. He's huge."…

— Ella Frank

“Joshua grinned: “I think we’ll both do better than my cousin John and his ‘hold them underwater until they agree with you’ sermon.”

— Christopher Moore

“Well, at least it was the brother and not the one you practically molested.” I slap Shawna’s arm. “I did not practically molest him!”…

— M. Leighton