Quote by Christopher Moore Download Open image ““Will there be heinous fuckery, Pocket?”” — Christopher Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“He's fiddling around in his pocket...nothing to worry about...all the young ones fiddle around in their pockets...a pistol? an erection?” — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
“I wish I could put his words in my pocket just to touch them once in a while and remind myself that they exist.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“For God’s sake, man, cover up your erection. Here, use the back pocket of my jeans.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Better yet - I'll buy him a dildo with his own money, send it to him, and tell him to go fuck himself” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“When one has much to put in them, a day has a thousand pockets.” — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“For some sick reason, fighting with this woman always ended with her panties in my pocket.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image