Humor Quote by Christopher Moore

“One night I was layin' down, I heard Papa talkin' to Mama, I heard Papa say to let that boy boogie-woogie. 'Cause it's in…

— John Lee Hooker

“MINNNNN KINNAAA DAAA SHANNNN DINGGGGGGGGG!!”

— Anonymous

“The hip-hop guy nodded curtly, like he knew that, and despite appearances to the contrary, he had not been trippin', but had, in fact,…

— Christopher Moore

“When you're in the shit up to your neck, there's nothing left to do but sing.”

— Samuel Beckett

“We all, at some point or another, dance to somebody's tune. It seems to me that your time has come. Tick-tock, love. Tick-tock.”

— Eiry Nieves

“But if a peacock dances in the jungle, there is nobody to see its tail.”

— Salman Rushdie

“One thing you can say, Stella Gunn," Dixon remarked, now his mouth was twitching " You're pure, fuckin' rock 'n' roll.”

— Kristen Ashley

“Damn it all! What rhymes with rhythm?”

— Ira Gershwin

“Oh Ducky!' said Johnny. 'Squeak to me!”

— David Slonim

“Here i go, scream my lungs out trying to get to you, you are my only one. I let go, because there's no one…

— Yellowcard

“by and by it got sort of lonesome, and so I went and set on the bank and listened to the current swashing along,…

— Mark Twain

“We must have humbug, we all like humbug, we couldn't get on without humbug.”

— Charles Dickens