“These dogs are not fighting." "Yes they are. Like the paintings we saw in the Louvre," said Lucien. "Gecko-Roman wrestling Father called… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“Drool has sprouted an erection. Let’s ask him what he’s thinking about. Had his way with a knotted oak on the way… — Christopher Moore Trees Copy Share Image
What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do… — Christopher Moore Hail Copy Share Image
I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of it. — Christopher Moore British Copy Share Image
“Like love, privacy is most manifest in its absence.” — Christopher Moore Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“Praying is talking to God. Meditating is listening.” — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
“There's no scientific basis for zombieism -- except for some experiments in the Caribbean with blowfish toxins that put people in a… — Christopher Moore Near death Copy Share Image
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them. — Christopher Moore Enough Copy Share Image
“He met his day in the shower, washing his hair with shampoo that was guaranteed to have never been put in a… — Christopher Moore Family farm Copy Share Image
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito. — Christopher Moore Black Copy Share Image
“there was a flash, a ding, and everything got dark and gooey.” — Christopher Moore Dark Copy Share Image
“How do you know, when you think blue — when you say blue — that you are talking about the same blue as anyone… — Christopher Moore Blue Copy Share Image
“you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key—and this is very relevant in our case—is to… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash. "You should know what to do." "They… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“We can build cities for the Romans.” “Actually, I was thinking about saving mankind.” “Forget that nonsense, Josh. Rocks, I tell you.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I was all, "Oh, dog, Countess gonna crack open a forty of whup-ass on you now. Oh, you in the sh*t now,… — Christopher Moore Christopher-moore Copy Share Image
“It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a severed limb.… — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could… — Christopher Moore Bans Copy Share Image
“Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.” — Christopher Moore Death Copy Share Image
When you go on book tour, you're always talking about yourself and your book from the time you get up in the… — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge… — Christopher Moore Acknowledge Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!” — Christopher Moore Oh my god Copy Share Image
“All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about. What did he say? Fuck ‘em. Really? Yeah. At… — Christopher Moore Parenting Copy Share Image
