Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy". — Christopher Moore Blessed Copy Share Image
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore Harem Copy Share Image
“Your puny worm god weapons are useless against my superior Christmas Kung Fu.” — Christopher Moore Weapons Useless Copy Share Image
“«El método científico no es más que una serie de reglas para que no nos mintamos los unos a los otros.» —Ken… — Christopher Moore Amor Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Canada Copy Share Image
“If manta rays are going to be harmless, they should look more harmless, Pardee thought. Fuckers look like aquatic Draculas.” — Christopher Moore Manta Rays Copy Share Image
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die. — Christopher Moore Comedy Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!” — Christopher Moore Oh my god Copy Share Image
“not the end of the world, just darkness over everything," Charlie cheerfully said. "it gets dark - turn on a light.” — Christopher Moore Darkness Copy Share Image
“Nothing fucks up a religion like an intervention from a real God.” — Christopher Moore God Copy Share Image
“The image of a well-dressed older woman making on a goopish spoonful of artificial boon spooge was running across the lobes of… — Christopher Moore Heart Copy Share Image
She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other… — Christopher Moore Creatures Copy Share Image
“But Nestlé’s Crunch is a fine choice,” said Sam, trying to buy time, and keep the guy from going off on him.… — Christopher Moore Time Copy Share Image
Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling… — Christopher Moore Ceilings Copy Share Image
“Well, it is written, two out of three ain’t bad.” “Where is that written?” “Dalmatians 9:7, I think—doesn’t matter, no one else… — Christopher Moore Written Copy Share Image
“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going… — Christopher Moore Brother Copy Share Image
“We've been rehearsing a classic from antiquity, Green Eggs and Hamlet , the story of a young prince of Denmark who goes… — Christopher Moore Breakfast Copy Share Image
San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other. It's a… — Christopher Moore Beautiful Copy Share Image
“From the slope of Haleakala, the Old Broad watched the activity in the channel with a two-hundred-power celestial telescope and a pair… — Christopher Moore Big eyes Copy Share Image
“So, like, the master needed a hand, if you know what I mean, so I was like, "Oh chill, it's a stress… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“Does the work get easier once you know what you are doing?" "Your lungs grow thick with stone dust and your eyes… — Christopher Moore Every night Copy Share Image
“I'm beginning to wonder," said Kent, sitting down now on an overturned wooden tub. "Who do I serve? Why am I here?"… — Christopher Moore Ethics Copy Share Image
“Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were some high and low points, I… — Christopher Moore Holy ghost Copy Share Image
As an author, you spend a lot of time by yourself in a room making clicky noises. It gets pretty insulated. You… — Christopher Moore Actually Copy Share Image
Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand… — Christopher Moore Bitter Copy Share Image
“Compassion is the same way,' Joshua said. 'That's what the yeti knew. He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without though or words. That's… — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong. — Christopher Moore Agree Copy Share Image
“Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.” — Christopher Moore General public Copy Share Image
It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies. — Christopher Moore Cookies Copy Share Image
“Rivera rubbed his temples. "Satan told you to do it?" he said wearily. "No." "Elvis?" "I told you, it's supernatural.” — Christopher Moore Comedy-humor Copy Share Image
“On the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a cross-eyed redheaded millionaire.” — Christopher Moore Country Copy Share Image
“I'm fucked. We're fucked. Together. Like Romeo and Juliet, only we get to be in a sequel.” — Christopher Moore Fucked Copy Share Image
You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate. — Christopher Moore Inconsiderate Copy Share Image
She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species. — Christopher Moore Aliens Copy Share Image
“Splendid. I believe we've achieved a whole new level of doomed.” — Christopher Moore Doomed Copy Share Image
