Oh my god Quote by Christopher Moore Download Open image ““Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!”” — Christopher Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Oh my god
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“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
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“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
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“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
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“Oh my gods. The alpha of Clan Cat just got smacked with a rolled-up newspaper. "Mom!” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
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