Quote by Rachel Hawkins

“The first children of my age that I knew were in kindergarten. They seemed very strange, they laughed and talked and seemed happy. I…

— Charles Bukowski

“That was other thing I hated about kids; they always said the exact things that deep down you already knew, would never admit, and…

— Cecelia Ahern

“Your baby is the worst and you know it.”

— Gabourey Sidibe

“On my first day of kindergarten, I bit a kid. Hard. In my defense, he deserved it.”

— Kat Kruger

“He's a child with a brand new toy, and I just hope he doesn't break me as soon as I'm out of the package.”

— J.M. Darhower

“In short, I feel many times like the mom of three children instead of two. I have to keep his schedule as well as…

— Melissa Orlov

“Sometimes I give my kid the finger through the baby monitor for all the shit she put me through that day. It just makes…

— Karen Alpert

“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.”

— Kevin Hart

“I realized how much it must suck to be a parent. You devote everything to your kids, who just end up growing up and…

— Sara Taylor

“I hate that. I hate kids like that so fugging much.”

— John Green

“He feared, in his secret heart, that one day in company the baby would sit up and speak; that it would engage his eyes,…

— Hilary Mantel

“It was a little awkward walking behind his mom when, about eight hours ago, I had been rolling around on the floor with her…

— Katie Kacvinsky