“Jesus preached socialism and pacifism," I say, "which is wrong and un-American since it discourages entrepreneurship and doesn't support our troops, but… — James Marshall Christian Copy Share Image
“I'm Guy Boy Man, which, I admit, is pretty weird, because I'm not Asian, or a series of keywords to search for… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
“Guy Boy Man," says Baby Doll15. "Violence is not the answer." I look down the hallway, steely eyed. "Then I don't like… — James Marshall Violence Copy Share Image
“God, The world sucks; It's a real mess; Nobody can fix it; It's hopeless; Thanks a lot; Amen. --Guy Boy Man's recommended… — James Marshall God Copy Share Image
“No girl has ever had this effect on me! She's taking up so much of my attention, I'm having a hard time… — James Marshall Drinking whiskey Copy Share Image
“Francis Bacon is a good-looking young man. I don't think he has a girlfriend but I don't know. I don't think he… — James Marshall Family Copy Share Image
It's like everyone wants to categorize you as this and that until you've made your own mark. — James Marshall Everyone Copy Share Image
“This book is a work of fiction that was given to a pirate after it was retrieved from the future by exotically… — James Marshall Books Copy Share Image
“Then, dramatically, all of a sudden, totally out of nowhere, and to my utter astonishment, absolutely nothing happens.” — James Marshall Copy Share Image
I was doing 'Twin Peaks,' and Columbia called and said they wanted me to do 'Gladiator.' I thought it had the potential… — James Marshall Candy Copy Share Image
“Fairy_26 told me Guy Boy Man has a prayer: “God, The world sucks; It’s a real mess; Nobody can fix it; It’s… — James Marshall God Copy Share Image
“In Eastern Europe, we are suspicious of the 'h' and the 'j.' The 'h,' when it is small, looks like a chair.… — James Marshall Eastern europe Copy Share Image
“That's silly,' said Martha. 'Friends should always tell each other the truth.” — James Marshall Truth Copy Share Image
“I'm American so I believe in God. I mean, even if people "invented" God instead of the other way around, God is… — James Marshall Believe in god Copy Share Image
“I love you, Guy Boy Man. I love you in a very gay way..." "Jeez. I'm flattered, Honey. I'm sorry, though. I've… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
I'll tell you, 'Fire Walk With Me' is the one for 'Twin Peaks' fans. It's much more haunted than the TV series. — James Marshall Fans Copy Share Image