Humor Quote by Gabourey Sidibe

“Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!”

— Christopher Moore

“You know, I can't decide if I want to punch him in the face or have his babies...”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“tantrum. I don’t want to have a baby but sometimes I want to be a baby because it’s socially acceptable for them to cry…

— Jen Kirkman

“Most of the time, I don’t know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don’t listen…

— A.P. Jensen

“I laugh loudly and aggressively. I need her to shut up and go have her baby somewhere.”

— R.S. Grey

“We slap-fight for a little while before she grabs a handful of my untameable Baby Houseman hair and gives it a pull. “What”

— Hannah Moskowitz

“She shook her head vigorously, refusing to look at me as tears started to spill down her cheeks. “It’s not fine. I should have…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“I don’t fight fair, baby. I fight to win.”

— Kristen Ashley

“Then Mal let out a loud wailing noise. “I hate it when mommy and daddy fight!”

— Kylie Scott

“Your baby is the worst and you know it.”

— Gabourey Sidibe

“your baby voice is not gone be hurt me rather than you scold me…!”

— felix a samuel

“You are an irritating son of a bitch.” “Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?”

— Laurell K. Hamilton