Christmas Quote by Christopher Moore

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“It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.”

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Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

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The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.

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“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.”

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Children see magic because they look for it.

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How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.

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“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.”

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Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

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Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato.

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Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled!

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