Horny Quote by Christopher Moore

“Rustin knew that Tommy was right. It was high time he stopped being so passive. After all, he'd moved halfway across the country to…

— Jeff Erno

“Her name was Bullwinkle. We called her that because she had a face like a moose. But Tommy, even though he could get any…

— Vince Neil

“Careful crossing the street," Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk] "Ha!" Jody said. "I am a finely tuned predator.…

— Christopher Moore

“He slowed to a walk. As he approached her he was surprised at just how pretty she was. She looked a little like Maureen…

— Christopher Moore

“He saw the tears running down her cheeks, knew there was still more than a little resistance in her gait, but she'd just saved…

— Sydney Croft

“That's the thing with Tommy: Even before he was famous, he acted like he was famous. Maybe that's what, in the end, best explains…

— Greg Sestero

“Brendan stopped reading. The words had melted into a liquid blur...In his possession was a box full of information that would likely fill in…

— Lynda Meyers

“His smile was slow to spread over his face. As it grew, something warm slid through her belly, warming her from the inside like…

— Jeanette Murray

“For reasons neither I nor anyone else could gather, every time I got to the part in Mark’s story about the woman being beaten…

— Greg Sestero

“I was thinking about the rubbish, the flapping plastic in the branches, the shore-line of odd stuff caught along the fencing, and I half…

— Kazuo Ishiguro

“Jenny was so horny she could make a dead man come.”

— St. Sukie de la Croix

“For the first time, his wife was waking up in his arms...And if he'd known how it would feel to have her there, his…

— Meljean Brook