Humor Quote by Jeff Erno

“Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny. So when…

— Christopher Moore

“It was a cold blustery day when he walked out of the courthouse for the last time. He walked down the steps and out…

— Cormac McCarthy

“I was becoming convinced that I was going to be lonely for the rest of my life. It wasn't that I wasn't meeting men.…

— Maria Dahvana Headley

“God, but it was fun! It was the way I liked it. No arguing, no talking to the stupid peasants. I just walked into…

— Mickey Spillane

“Somehow I felt better toward him, knowing that he had possessed some instinct to fight back. It was something I needed to believe -…

— Randall Wallace

“Her name was Bullwinkle. We called her that because she had a face like a moose. But Tommy, even though he could get any…

— Vince Neil

“That's the thing with Tommy: Even before he was famous, he acted like he was famous. Maybe that's what, in the end, best explains…

— Greg Sestero

“about Tommy, you went through your whole life craving these little pockets of time and missing them for more time than you had them.”

— Lily Gardner

“I was thinking about the rubbish, the flapping plastic in the branches, the shore-line of odd stuff caught along the fencing, and I half…

— Kazuo Ishiguro

“For reasons neither I nor anyone else could gather, every time I got to the part in Mark’s story about the woman being beaten…

— Greg Sestero

“And you, Tommy” the boy said, lowering his voice. “You’ve got a lot of nerve coming here and asking me to leave with you.…

— James Dashner

“If you had forgotten, it would quickly come back to you. Aloneness was like riding a bike. At gunpoint. With the gun in your…

— Lorrie Moore