Fuck Quote by Christopher Moore

“Sure enough, he seemed to straighten a little more with every step of her fuck-me heels.”

— Voirey Linger

“When a girl like Macy gives you a shot, you step the fuck up. Make her not regret it. Make her dream about it…

— Cherrie Lynn

“Oh, that’s heinous fuckery most foul,” said Kona.”

— Christopher Moore

Enough of these little kitty cats we keep sending to Washington. David Dewhurst will compromise every day in the U.S. Senate... It's what he's…

— Ted Cruz

Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after…

— David Letterman

Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for anything at all. Hello Kitty never has been, and never will be, anything. She's pure…

— Tom Sachs

Suppose that you want to teach the 'cat' concept to a very young child. Do you explain that a cat is a relatively small,…

— Ralph P. Boas, Jr

You know what an effective deterrent to crime is? Jail! And do you know what kind of criminal penalty actually makes people think twice…

— Matt Taibbi

Some cats don't like different types of kitty litter. So might try different types of kitty litter sometimes that works. You know, they don't…

— Temple Grandin

In fact, I think I have had a ghost in my house. Although not active lately, unexplainable things would happen and the kitties were…

— Tippi Hedren

On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan

— Kevin Hearne

The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.

— Carl Van Vechten