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Commandments Quote by Christopher Moore

“All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about. What did he say? Fuck ‘em. Really? Yeah. At least he answered you. I got the feeling that he thinks it’s my problem now. Makes you wonder why he didn’t burn that on one of the tablets. ‘HERE, MOSES, HERE’S THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, AND…” quote by Christopher Moore
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““All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about. What did he say? Fuck ‘em. Really? Yeah. At least he answered you. I got the feeling that he thinks it’s my problem now. Makes you wonder why he didn’t burn that on one of the tablets. ‘HERE, MOSES, HERE’S THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, AND HERE’S AN EXTRA ONE THAT SAYS FUCK ‘EM.’ He doesn’t sound like that.””

Christopher Moore

About This Quote

Source Novel: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood, by Christopher Moore, 2002

The speaker satirically portrays a cynical view of humanity and divine authority, highlighting absurdity in moral judgments and expectations.

In simple terms: People are often cynical about good and evil, and authority can seem absurd.

Key Takeaway

Question assumptions about morality and authority.

Themes

cynicism religion absurdity

Mood

ironic reflective provocative

Type

satirical philosophical conversational

When to use this quote

  • family conversations
  • religious discussions
  • personal crises
  • creative writing
  • teaching ethics

Key Concepts

satire existential doubt moral relativism

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this cynicism reveal about the speaker’s own struggles?
  • How can humor help confront uncomfortable truths?
A Different Perspective

The humor may mask deeper personal pain or nihilism.

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