Quote by Christopher Moore Download Open image ““Tastes like shit!”” — Christopher Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Words could be like food - they felt like something in your mouth. They tasted like something.” — Benjamin Alire Sáenz Copy Share Image
“eh! All of you! come here!! taste it! taste it, taste it, taste it!!!” — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
“Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
