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“Ava, will you watch your fucking mouth?’ he sighs, but there’s relief in his voice. I’m half tempted to tell him to… — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
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“Sicarius, are you ready for a hike?” She faced him only to find he had armed himself—more so than usual. In addition… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“I decided the reason why Luccas rushed off was he was allergic to the food that they had brought out. Not paying… — Millicent Ashby Copy Share Image
“First time fucking driving and I fucking crash,” I muttered. "Good thing is, it’s a minor dent,” piped the helpful back seat,… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“He could not consent to allow himself to be insulted, still less to allow himself to be treated as a rag, and,… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
