Funny-and-random Quote by Anonymous

“Great. Not only will I be a hairy bush, but I'll look as if I'm about to catch fire, I'll be the burning bush.”

— Addison Moore

“He looks like a female llama who has just been surprised in her bath.”

— Winston Churchill

“I feel kind of bad for calling him Twatwaffle now.” “You should feel bad,” I yelled. “For all we know, Twatwaffle saved our lives…

— Karina Halle

“The four men were in the kitchen laughing over breakfast when the door slammed open with such force that it knocked a picture off…

— Debra Trueman

“So I wrestled my hair into a demure braid the old-fashoned way, even though it ended up looking pretty sloppy. I decided not to…

— Rachel Hawkins

“From an evil dog be glad of a handful of hairs.”

— Alexander Pushkin

“My brows shot past my hairline and probably landed somewhere in the back of my neck.”

— Dani Alexander

“A bulletproof vest under everything else. I couldn’t do anything to protect my head, but at least my hair looked good. I”

— Karina Halle

“I had never seen so much hair on a man. It covered all of his face and grew way down to his chest, maybe…

— John Lame Deer

“For some reason, my hair always looked best right before bed, and what good was that?”

— Ruta Sepetys

“He bent down burying his face in my neck. I reached back to grab onto the iron bars behind me to hold myself up.…

— Myra McEntire

“We killed this big hairy thing and that big hairy thing. And that was our day. You know what I mean.”

— Andrew Smith