Funny-and-random Quote by E.L. James Download Open image ““Where’s the ice cream?” “In the oven.”” — E.L. James ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny-and-random Ice cream
“How it can be, that Ice Cream ain't existing anywhere. Will be no me to know I ain't there.” — Sandra Newman Copy Share Image
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“You can describe me as a Ice cream! I'm cold.. But, you know.. Ice cream is very sweet.” — Hanako Ishii Copy Share Image
“No hospitals, she says. I know. Where are we going? For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor? Fuck you. That's my favorite, too.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“You know that place next door that used to be a buffet with all the nice ovens?” “Uh-huh.” “Instead of a ring, I bought… — Ellen Mint Copy Share Image
“Damn. That was stupid, wasn't it? We nearly got killed over ice cream.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
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“Ice cream is like the sun, except instead of it being hot it’s cold. Also it’s edible and tasty and won’t make you blind… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Don’t,” he murmurs, then kisses me lightly. “Why don’t you like to be touched?” I whisper, staring up into soft gray eyes. “Because I’m… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“If he touches me, I will succumb. I know the power he wields over me and my traitorous body. I know.” — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“I’ve been so busy I haven’t managed to contact her since this morning, but she’s been hovering at the edge of my consciousness all… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fu*kery at all?” — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“And the baby?" The words are anguished, breathless. "The baby's fine, Mr. Grey." "Oh, thank God." The words are litany... a prayer, "Oh, thank… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“No. No!” he says. “I . . .” He looks wildly around the room. For inspiration? For divine intervention? I don’t know. “You can’t… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Because we're getting to know each other, and you're stubborn and cantankerous and moody and difficult.” — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have not been… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
“I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of… — Tamra Torero Copy Share Image
“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick "By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle… — Josephine Myles Copy Share Image
“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What hypothesis? He… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake… — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
