Funny-and-random Quote by S.C. Stephens Download Open image ““If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair!”” — S.C. Stephens ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny-and-random
“The back of my neck says; If you're close enough to read this, you better be pullin' my hair and spankin' my ass!” — Shey Stahl Copy Share Image
“If you let someone sweep you off your feet, you better be prepared to land on your ass.” — Devan Sipher Copy Share Image
“If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!” — Sarah Griswold in Madame K's Friday Flex Copy Share Image
“I'll not leave a handful of that dark hair upon your head, if you lay a finger on me!” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“I’ve got the urge to hop on her back and break her like a fucking wild horse. Tonight I ride.” — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“Basically, if you can pull off a beard, you can pull off my underwear.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“I just... I can't share you. The thought of you with him, it kills me, now more than it ever did before. I need you. All of you. - Thoughtless” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share
“I tried to do the right thing. Why couldn't you just let me leave?" (Kellan)” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“We’d learned to open up to each other, to trust each other, to face the world together. I firmly believed now that there was… — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“But he had the kindest face in the world, with big, dark eyes and buzzed-cut brown hair.” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“Kiera, I don't want to tell you how to handle your relationship with him, but... you'll never last if you start lying to him -Denny” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share
“I need you to be there when I die"... ... "I need your face to be the last thing my human eyes see.” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“Looking down at me, Kellan raised an eyebrow. “Did your dad buy you the squeakiest bed in the world on purpose?” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“The love we felt for each other while definitely never planned or expected as I suppose most love isnt had irrevocably seared us both… — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
Ethics and I had crossed paths recently, and I’m not sure that I fell on the right side of the morality line. — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have not been home for so long he is the one with the ponytail and the earring that you do not like. And Caddy says she will have a white lace dress and three bridesmaids, Saffron and Sarah and… — Hilary McKay Copy Share
“I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of… — Tamra Torero Copy Share Image
“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick "By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle… — Josephine Myles Copy Share Image
“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What hypothesis? He… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake… — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
