Funny-and-random Quote by Kendare Blake

“I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like Shaggy and…

— Kirsty McKay

“THEO: Who do you picture when you think of me? MORGAN: Papa Smurf. THEO: Do you have a camera in here somewhere? MORGAN: Yes,…

— Con Riley

“I said, 'Yes theres a lot to look a head to. Like croaking iron at Widders Dump. We do the croaking and they get…

— Russell Hoban

“I feel like I swallowed a Magritte. Like on the inside, I'm made of clouds and floating eyes, green apples, and slowly rising men…

— Libba Bray

“With his fort of books the hobgoblin had come to a smooching scene and shouted for them to pipe down.”

— Laini Taylor

“You can't fathom why some people behave the way they do”

— EL James

“The woman could stomp like an elephant,' [...] 'Quen threatened to smack her.' 'Yes, thrash her,' Al said, slumping back against the wall. 'But…

— Kim Harrison

“I wonder how the obese make love.”

— Édouard Levé

“Isolfr," Frithulf said, "you weigh a hundred stone." "Do I? Sorry," and he tried to straighten, but nothing was working. Frithulf swore and said,"Kari,…

— Sarah Monette

“I was just slipping my pajama top over my head when I heard Ren bellow, “YOU ate ALL of my peanut . . . butter . . . COOKIES?”

— Colleen Houck

“Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little. "Obviously, he was trying…

— Katie MacAlister

“Yes, perhaps, yes' said Gollum. 'Sméagol always helps, if they asks - if they asks nicely.' ''Right!' says Sam. 'I does ask. And if…

— J.R.R. Tolkien