Funny-and-random Quote by Rick Riordan

Poseidon grinned. "You're doing well with those new cabins, by the way. I suppose this means I can claim all those other sons and…

— Rick Riordan

“My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help". Poseidon took it as a yes and came in. Paul…

— Rick Riordan

“Oh, I see,” Poseidon said. “A shame. I quite like blow-fish. I am Poseidon.” “Poseidon? That’s an interesting name.” “Yes, I like it. I’ve…

— Rick Riordan

“If smug were an ocean, Dakkon would be its Poseidon.”

— Kevin Murphy

“It's interesting: As a god I almost always find, The more repressed the mortal, The dirtier the mind." -Poseidon”

— David Elliott

“Lord, she really hoped that was his penis and that Greek gods didn’t pad their briefs.”

— Rosanna Leo

“My whore of a brother has done it again." "Then, as always, orders me to clean up the mess." "I think I hate him."…

— Yelle Hughes

“You cannot be serious. You CANNOT BE SERIOUS!”

— John McEnroe

NOW, MY BRETHREN!" Poseidon's voice was so loud I wasn't sure if I was hearing it from the smoke image or from all the…

— Rick Riordan

“Percy: “You asked Poseidon for… me?” Tyson: "For a friend, young cyclopes grow up alone on the streets, learns to make things out of…

— Rick Riordan

“I'm commandeering some shorts." A drawer squeaked. "Oh, for pity's sake. You wear tighty-whities. With superheroes?”

— Pam Godwin

“Finally, she looked up at him and met his gaze, and she gasped. He knew what must be visible on his face and therefore…

— Alyssa Day