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“Treat all the sides of your towel equally because the part you used to wipe your ass today will wipe your face… — Brighton Mabuya Copy Share Image
“This isn't a trunk monkey, is it." Nick "No. It's not. It's a memento from your enemies." Caleb "Yeah, well, at least… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
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“Remember. Make him cry uncle. Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares… — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
“Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in… — D.L. Hess Copy Share Image
“Cabal. Cabal. Cabal. I summon you to me. Now." Simi and Kody exchanged a look that said he was as crazy as… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn." "My eyes!" Boomer cried. "My eyes!… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“why can't you place a blessing like that on us," I asked. "It only works on wild animals," "So it would only… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“NORA [looking earnestly and a little doubtfully at him]. Surely if you let one woman cry on you like that you'd never… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“IN MY DEFENSE, I didn’t mean to start the Apocalypse. It wasn’t just my personal aversion to oblivion; I had a clear… — J.C. Nelson Copy Share Image
“Jesse is a good guy, although I don't understand the infatuation with the spandex he is always running around in.” — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Even the Thanksgiving when her parents had just divorced, Hoosier Pie made the cut. ...They also, incidentally, made a pumpkin pie, but… — Molly Wizenberg Copy Share Image
“Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, they imagine my mom and dad having sex.” — Rachel DeWoskin Copy Share Image
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