Funny-and-random Quote by Stacey Marie Brown

“You just hang onto the thought that every dog has its day, even the bitches”

— Colleen McCullough

“Just when you think life is a bitch, it has puppies.”

— Lois Battle

“Life's a bitch . . . and then shit happens.”

— Val Edward Simone

“Life's a bitch. This is true. But she's my bitch.”

— Tatsuya Ishida

“There was only so much cranky little bitch you can handle in a day, even if it was called for.”

— Mariana Zapata

“Sooner or later I may figure out why you like being a kept poodle.”

— Raymond Chandler

“Life's a bitch. Now so am I!”

— Catwoman

“i should take my dog for a walk now. i can only handle one bitch at a time”

— Rosemary Clement-Moore

“You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed.…

— Alan Moore

“Once a bitch always a bitch, what I say.”

— William Faulkner

“In other words? The bitch had it coming. And I am that bitch.”

— Jen Lancaster

“There are days when everything changes, and this was one of those days.”

— Rebecca Stead