Funny-and-random Quote by Sarah Willey Download Open image ““May you be wise. Stop telling lies. Also, don't eat flies.”” — Sarah Willey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny-and-random Telling lies Wise
“Do shut your mouth--you'll catch flies sitting there like that.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Seropusly, why do flies line up in the sky every time someone lies? Hovering over they long to take the shit out from where… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
“Look into the mouth of a person and you will find lies, wiggling there like maggots waiting to grow wings.” — Max Copy Share Image
“flies can't help eatin' shit cause that's where their tastes lead 'em” — E.D. Lynnellen Copy Share Image
“Do not waste your life waiting for wings. Trust that you can already fly.” — Audrey Gene Copy Share Image
“I may never fly—in the bird sort of way. But I do have wings.” — Jacqueline Simon Gunn Copy Share Image
“And that can never be a mistake--to fly instead of staying in the nest with all the poop and everything that's in there.” — Pema Chödrön Copy Share Image
“I'd rather just slip on my halo of flies and stay here, if you don't mind.” — Dave Franklin Copy Share Image
“What's up? Not much. What's down? The ground. Silly Rhymes Don't make sense I'm starting to get tense... Well, there is so many mimes… — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
“Do you hear it? The loud noise from the room at night? Never mind, It's just my mom snoring.” — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
“I love food. I love soda. I love watching movies and reading books. I love these things a little to much. I should stop… — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
“Time for bed... Wait, let me watch just one more TV Show! No! Go TO BED, NOW! Wait... But... I'm hungry... GO TO BED,… — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
“I love chicken sooo much! I could eat it all the time. Then I would get sick...” — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
“This is how I lose weight: Time to raid the stores and buy as much junk food as I can! OOPS! Oh, well, I… — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have not been home for so long he is the one with the ponytail and the earring that you do not like. And Caddy says she will have a white lace dress and three bridesmaids, Saffron and Sarah and… — Hilary McKay Copy Share
“I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of… — Tamra Torero Copy Share Image
“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick "By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle… — Josephine Myles Copy Share Image
“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What hypothesis? He… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake… — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
