“The only more immediate alternative that I can think of is a Tantric ritual involving necrophiliac sodomy and, frankly, I don’t think… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“You know what? Forget the warning. Read the book. Go insane. See if I care.” — Jonathan L. Howard Books Copy Share Image
“I had wanted some cheese, but couldn't find any at short notice. It was a shame. Cheese goes so well with tragedy.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“All this bunch of so-called 'adults' was doing was making enemies of one another when what they really needed to be concentrating… — Jonathan L. Howard Teen Copy Share Image
“Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan… — Jonathan L. Howard Fan Club Copy Share Image
“The sergeant was just noting that she was a very handsome woman, from somewhere in the eastern Mediterranean he would guess, when… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“They served to remind Cabal - should a reminder ever be necessary - why his social skills were so poor: people were… — Jonathan L. Howard Poor people Copy Share Image
“Horst grinned. ‘Well, look at us. The necromancer and the vampire against the forces of elemental evil. The Brothers Cabal ride again!’… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Well, if I ever suffer brain damage I know there's always a career waiting for me in local politics.” — Jonathan L. Howard Brain damage Copy Share Image
“A census taker once tried to test me. I let my front garden eat him.” — Jonathan L. Howard Humor Copy Share Image
“According to his upbringing, there were certain subjects that it was ill-mannered to raise in conversation with a new acquaintance. With the… — Jonathan L. Howard Communication Copy Share Image
“Johannes Cabal disliked many things, despised fewer, loathed fewer still, and reserved true hatred for only a handful. Understanding how intense his… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“For the first time, he truly understood what Nietzsche had meant when he had yammered about looking into abysses. Not only had… — Jonathan L. Howard First time Copy Share Image
“There is possibly no insult so calculated to sting the English as the suggestion that they may at any time be considered… — Jonathan L. Howard Time Copy Share Image
“Now you're an adult, Katya!" he'd said, picking her up under the armpits like he'd been doing since she'd been born.” — Jonathan L. Howard Teen Copy Share Image
“Horst passed him a bottle he had picked up in his rapid trip from there to here. Remarkably, it's contents had survived… — Jonathan L. Howard Cabal Copy Share Image
“But when it comes to applied sciences, technologies, any spotty Herbert with a degree and a lab coat can perform greater wonders… — Jonathan L. Howard Science Copy Share Image
“No churchmen, I notice. Of course not. What use have they for a world without irrational fear?” — Jonathan L. Howard Church Copy Share Image
“We’re supposed to be doing the devil’s work and you’ve gone and contaminated it all with the whiff of virtue. I really… — Jonathan L. Howard Character Copy Share Image
“Rufus Maleficarus has sorely disappointed me personally. I thought he was making quite a good recovery from what the previous director had… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Not entirely fair?" His voice became that of the inferno: a rushing, booming howl of icy evil that flew around the great… — Jonathan L. Howard Cabal Copy Share Image
“His pièce de résistance was the-thing-I-shot-with-my-crossbow-au-vin , which was universally praised on the second evening.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
