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Death Quote by Jonathan L. Howard

“... the first few minutes of a person's death are the most vitally important minutes of opportunity for a necromancer, [so] Cabal added, "Look, I have to go. Without the necessary chemicals, we'll lose whatever wits are still floating around his cooling brain. The only more immediate alternative…” quote by Jonathan L. Howard
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““... the first few minutes of a person's death are the most vitally important minutes of opportunity for a necromancer, [so] Cabal added, "Look, I have to go. Without the necessary chemicals, we'll lose whatever wits are still floating around his cooling brain. The only more immediate alternative that I can think of is a Tantric ritual involving necrophiliac sodomy and, frankly, I don't think my back is up to it. So, if you will excuse me?””

Jonathan L. Howard

About This Quote

Source Novel: Necromancer's Gambit, Jonathan L. Howard, 2015

The passage highlights a desperate, darkly comedic moment where a necromancer must act quickly before a dying mind disintegrates, resorting to extreme, taboo rituals.

In simple terms: Urgent necromancy requires swift, risky actions before death finalizes.

Key Takeaway

Act quickly, but beware of extreme measures.

Themes

death necromancy urgency dark humor

Mood

dark ironic tense

Type

literary humorous philosophical

When to use this quote

  • emergency medical response
  • fictional magical practice
  • ethical decision making
  • creative writing
  • role‑playing scenarios

Key Concepts

mortality ritual ethical boundaries

Questions to Reflect On

  • What ethical lines are crossed in desperate situations?
  • How does humor affect perception of dark subjects?
A Different Perspective

The extreme nature of the suggested ritual may be off‑putting or impractical for most readers.

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