Quote by Jonathan L. Howard Download Open image ““He smiled with all the warmth of a dollhouse oven.”” — Jonathan L. Howard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A smile spread across her face and somehow managed to light up the entire room. If only one could use smiles as ingredients in… — Robert Thier Copy Share Image
“Nor did she merely smile, she glowed with inner goodness that made him think of the vast iron cookstove in his grandmother's kitchen back… — Charlotte MacLeod Copy Share Image
“Oh no, doll. I love women. Not all of them are just a piece of ass. Not even the ones who slink out of… — Chelle Bliss Copy Share Image
“He picked her up and sank onto the warm oven-bench with her in his arms. He was gentle. His breath was the winter wind,… — Katherine Arden Copy Share Image
“Yes … but was I happy? Did I sit there and did contentment bathe me in its warm light?” — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
“His laugh & chocolatey eyes captured me, making my skin grow warmer.” — Ashley Stoyanoff Copy Share Image
“He gave the tiniest of smiles and it made me want to think of ways to see it more often.” — Christina Garner Copy Share Image
“The only more immediate alternative that I can think of is a Tantric ritual involving necrophiliac sodomy and, frankly, I don’t think my back… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“You know what? Forget the warning. Read the book. Go insane. See if I care.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“I had wanted some cheese, but couldn't find any at short notice. It was a shame. Cheese goes so well with tragedy.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“All this bunch of so-called 'adults' was doing was making enemies of one another when what they really needed to be concentrating on was… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“The sergeant was just noting that she was a very handsome woman, from somewhere in the eastern Mediterranean he would guess, when his eyes… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“They served to remind Cabal - should a reminder ever be necessary - why his social skills were so poor: people were loathsome and… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Horst grinned. ‘Well, look at us. The necromancer and the vampire against the forces of elemental evil. The Brothers Cabal ride again!’ ‘Yeehaw,’ said… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“Well, if I ever suffer brain damage I know there's always a career waiting for me in local politics.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“A census taker once tried to test me. I let my front garden eat him.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“According to his upbringing, there were certain subjects that it was ill-mannered to raise in conversation with a new acquaintance. With the likes of… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image