“Being an adult isn't a matter of age. It's a matter of responsibility.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“It was a lot less pleasant than travel via a discorporated poet.” — Jonathan L. Howard Poet Copy Share Image
“Lesson one: expect to get screwed over for the convenience of others on a regular basis.” — Jonathan L. Howard Lesson Copy Share Image
“She felt oddly complimented. Petrov hadn't thought she's just a girl; he'd thought she might be a desperate criminal.” — Jonathan L. Howard Girl Thought Copy Share Image
“The lesson seemed to be twofold: do not anger the gods, but if you must, at least make sure your city isn't… — Jonathan L. Howard Lesson Copy Share Image
“he came into the store to threaten you with math and philosophy. The motherfucker’s going down.” — Jonathan L. Howard Mathematics Copy Share Image
“You've had your warning, Cabal. Now, prepare to face the terrible arcane wrath of Maleficarus!" Somewhere, a sheep bleated and quite ruined… — Jonathan L. Howard Cabal Copy Share Image
“Instead he gave Cabal his most professional pat on the shoulder. It was his best pat, the one that said, You have… — Jonathan L. Howard Cabal Copy Share Image
“He had seen inferno and tempest, and had not only looked into the abyss but the abyss had looked into him, and… — Jonathan L. Howard Looked Abyss Copy Share Image
“You're familiar with the theory of evolution?" asked Cabal. "Sir?" "They're about to find out why intelligence is a survival trait.” — Jonathan L. Howard Biology Copy Share Image
“It's a philosophical minefield!" Cabal had a brief mental image of Aristotle walking halfway across an open field before unexpectedly disappearing in… — Jonathan L. Howard Humor Copy Share Image
“How about him, then?" She nodded at Horst. "Are you and he lovers?" Even Cabal was taken aback by this. "Hardly, madam.… — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
“This is Hell," he tried to explain for the third time. "Not a drop-in centre. You can't just turn up and say,… — Jonathan L. Howard Hell Copy Share Image
“Your argument is as specious as it is fallacious. I do not give a damn that we have crossed a sea to… — Jonathan L. Howard Argument Copy Share Image
“Now, let us consider the life of Johannes Cabal, if briefly. He is closing on his thirtieth year and is ageing better… — Jonathan L. Howard Life Copy Share Image
“Cabal regarded her with mild amusement. “Smile when you whisper,” he advised her. “You’re supposed to be flirting with me, if you… — Jonathan L. Howard Cabal Copy Share Image
