Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too.… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul? — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End… — Robert L. Slater Copy Share Image
If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed. — B.K.S. Iyengar Copy Share Image
Good God,” I whispered, sitting on the van’s cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairy—not wolf hairy, but an… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
... don't let your elders and supposed betters tell you any different. Sure, you've never been to Paris. No, you never ran… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Most mothers entering the labor market outside the home are naive. They stagger home each evening, holding mail in their teeth, the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They don’t change your size or your skin color.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I believe in the flesh and the appetites, Seeing, hearing, feeling, are miracles, and each part and tag of me is a… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
And then, going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn't… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
If you want to run for Prime Minister, you can. If you don't, that's wonderful, too. Shave your armpits, don't shave them,… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
I don't want people thinking of me sexually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them… — Michelle Rodriguez Copy Share Image
