I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde. — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
“Once, as he inhaled with his customary vehemence, I had a thought that made my armpits come alive.” — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosperity, and perspiration.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.” — Richard B. Knight Copy Share Image
I like to see my hand raised at the end of the night. I like when the ref raises my hand. That's… — Quinton Jackson Copy Share Image
In the next election can we vote to ban those ribbon things that kind of keep clothing on hangers but really just… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
She stabbed him in the armpit, deep, and he dropped his sword. And died. So that's what is feels like, she thought… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
The carnal contact side by side, from heel to armpit, brings shudders that shake up nature like the flights of nocturnal birds. — Louis Aragon Copy Share Image
“If anybody can appreciate fine music, it's me. I mean who else can hit multiple octaves with their armpits?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfaction. Try them for free or your money back.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My armpits smell like a baboon belch, which doesn’t make me want to shower, as you’d imagine, but rather it makes me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternity is a long time to have stinky armpits.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A professionally trained actress should be a better liar, wouldn't you think? But no. I am pathetically underachieved in that area. I… — Kristin Chenoweth Copy Share Image
I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside.… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
He who immerses himself in sexual intercourse will be assailed by premature aging, his strength will wane, his eyes will weaken, and… — Maimonides Copy Share Image
Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair,… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
