Long time Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufacturer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What... Are you on strike from wearing deodorant now too? You smell like a boy's locker room after a wrestling match!”

— Bethany Lopez

“Success is like a deodorant it covers all the dirty smell”

— manoj

“When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My armpits smell like a baboon belch, which doesn’t make me want to shower, as you’d imagine, but rather it makes me want to…

— Jarod Kintz

I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.

— Scott Caan

“And I was fairly certain that my strong-enough-for-King-Kong-but-made-for-a-woman deodorant had utterly failed. --Doom with a View”

— Victoria Laurie

“Never let them see you sweat. Nicole Grant, former dating guru and A-list matchmaker, knew it was a bad sign when the philosophy you…

— Wendy Wax

Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

— George Carlin

“People always talked about the good clean smell of fresh sweat. They had to make excuses for it. They never talked about the good…

— Charles Bukowski

“Body odor mixed with deodorant must make chloroform.”

— Belle Aurora

“Great. Everyone’s gonna sweat and stink for the rest of the day. That’s so nasty.”

— Marcus Emerson