Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufacturer.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternity is a long time to have stinky armpits.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What... Are you on strike from wearing deodorant now too? You smell like a boy's locker room after a wrestling match!” — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfaction. Try them for free or your money back.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“And I was fairly certain that my strong-enough-for-King-Kong-but-made-for-a-woman deodorant had utterly failed. --Doom with a View” — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
“I make my own cologne. It’s called “Sweat,” and it’s hard work making it. But I can tell people love it, because they’re so… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Never let them see you sweat. Nicole Grant, former dating guru and A-list matchmaker, knew it was a bad sign when the philosophy you… — Wendy Wax Copy Share Image
They were checking us so closely, I could tell what brand of deodorant they were using. — Gary Dornhoefer Copy Share Image
I smell of sweat. I don't like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting. — Rupert Everett Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
