Customer satisfaction Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufacturer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternity is a long time to have stinky armpits.”

— Jarod Kintz

The development of under arm deodorants has been a great help to every woman.

— Vera-Ellen

“When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.”

— Jarod Kintz

Money is the best deodorant.

— Elizabeth Taylor

“I am a great customer. I’m not a loyal customer, but that’s what makes me great—my willingness to shop other brands for better buys.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Never let them see you sweat. Nicole Grant, former dating guru and A-list matchmaker, knew it was a bad sign when the philosophy you…

— Wendy Wax

There's no deodorant like success.

— Elizabeth Taylor

“Immediately, I turned away, only to be facing an entire stand of titty magazines. Wow. I sincerely hoped a percentage of sales went toward…

— Kylie Scott

“Don’t break your promise. Sweat the small stuff. Love your brand. Love your customers.”

— Ken Goldstein

You can't look good and feel good if you're worried about whether your deodorant is working or not.

— Victor Cruz

Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm so popular…

— Giorgio Armani